imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said “i’m telling god” and headed out
Apparently he finally met with Vance, said basically “hello” and not much more, then had an archbishop read the lengthy theological bitchslap couched as an Easter message, then up and fucking died at dawn on Easter Monday and left JD Vance with his new reputation as Popekiller 3000. Fuck the Catholic Church, as always, but that is truly a microphone-dropping exit for the ages.
i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
This is the best idea in the history of film.
fuckin based and also really fuckin funny, thank you FBG
by Rhythm梦龙 @ RhythmML
Summertime
EL CHE LOCATED
Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website
are you loud in bed?
lets make music together 🫴
dropping food when you’re already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high
my hottest take
Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.
guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare
yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it’s also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it’s a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety
(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)
Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.
I wish there was a way to completely OPT OUT of AI. Like you could set your ENTIRE Internet browser to NOT shove it down your throat.
When social media was getting big, you could just NOT get a Facebook or a Twitter. It was simple as that. You can’t do that with AI.
Trying to find a job? It goes straight to an AI filter. Trying to look at art? Here’s 100+ ai shit. Trying to look up who was in what movie from the 1980s? GOOGLE GEMINI IS HERE WITH THE COMPLETELY WRONG ANSWER!
Someone PLEASE create a way to allow people to get AI the FUCK OUT of our lives if we DO NOT WANT IT!
Tineco Floor ONE S3 Cordless Hardwood Wet/Dry Vacuum
Oh my god THANK you
Once again:
You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:
- Bitching and moaning
- Hater-ology
- Doing a goofy little bit about it
- Having a buddy say “that’s so fucked up” at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)
- Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing